clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
book: this character was really really ugly
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
jessidork: handsome-squidward: gameandwatch: natsugay: For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass Proof for those of us that are unaware I’m crying listen to it ohmygod
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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lokishorns: the-fandoms-are-cool: a massively extended version of ruthlesscalculus’ post General Tips Joss Whedon’s Top 10 Writing Tips Getting Out of Your Comfort Zone 34 Writing Tips that will make you a Better Writer 50 Free resources that will improve your writing skills 5 ways to get out of the comfort zone and become a stronger writer 10 ways to avoid Writing Insecurity The...
idaresayihavetoomany: its-always-funnier-in-enochian: timelord-castiel: rosskemp: do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding these are our struggles Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations The struggles of a man boo hoo thinking of my naked...
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
longnightsandterriblefights: siriuslysalvatore: are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
ingredior: baelor: i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die “if i die”
mmtion: on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
harrysthefather: my parents literally never gave me the sex talk they just sent me to public school
sucha-retardis: sucha-retardis: what’s the best thing about living in switzerland well the flag is a big plus
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
stephenell: eating food while waiting for your other food to be ready
seifukucat: here we have a wonderful piece of 13th century art wow isn’t that just majestic okay let’s take a little closer look at this masterful work oh
assbutt-in-the-garrison: k1mkardashian: sometimes i read read as read when it’s actually supposed to be read as read
pizzaforpresident: splintercellconviction: unit04: i hate EGGS THEY WEIRD ME OUT EGGS ARE SO WEIRD “heard u were talkin shit” this makes me highly uncomfortable.
Oh my god, why does Iron Man 3 come out in other countries before here?! Ahhhh, I am so jealous of all these people saying they’re watching it! No spoilers!
diverged: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
shitmystudentswrite: Before her marriage bed was even cold, Gertrude jumped vagina-first into bed with Claudius.